Life is too short to drink vodka from small glasses.
Marriage is when the desire to wear a shirt fresh every day makes you forget that 'is shirt is a bit' strengths.
I am neither pro or against abortion. I think it is the same child who has to take 'decision is.
James Bond, Agent 007 is the secret agent as nonsense in the world, everybody knows it!
the logo of iPhone products to Russia in place of a bitten apple cucumber is a salty bite.
A note on the door of the restaurant: "Today restaurant is closed for the self-service: celebrating a festival. "
If God would find the ideal women, certainly would make one for himself.
In fact, Moses wanted to repeat the heroic act of Ivan Susanin, but failed: the Jews are smarter than the Poles.
The fault's not mine, they are being attacked me as the first!
My God, how I love the city of Khabarovsk! The more you have more than one such landscapes!
A landscape of Khabarovsk
the early 90'ta cause of misery for the total population were erased many tours of artists in Russia, the famous singer Oleg Mitiàiev was saved in Germany, where he gave no 400 concerts, singing in German "How beautiful it is here that we have gathered all of you!" (Как здорово, что все мы здесь сегодня собрались).
eat dinner: me chicken soup, the cat - the salami. I put the cat in the pot a piece of chicken from the broth. I see that he likes. I left the kitchen to pick up the phone, when I return, I find in my soup, a piece of salami.
Today, in a tram, next to me was a grandfather with his grandson. The child is happy, does not obey, derides his grandfather. Dialogue:
- Do not laugh at his grandfather!
- Why?
- The grandfather was at war.
- What?
- Grandpa knows how to kill!
The illustrations are from the portal AddFun.ru
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