To enjoy the natural beauty and
- Semёn, because in the cockpit of your car smell like that?
- What do you want, has 120 horsepower!
- If it was not the military police, now I would work from sweeper or a laborer. But thanks to the police now have no 2 degrees and do a scavenger.
Earthworms are not afraid of the eagles. They are afraid of chickens.
fleas on a lion in a cage, do not feel captivity.
A wedding party in a village. A photographer came from the city is a group photo. Fa:
- Let me all smiles!
All smiles are weak. Then, he goes
- Okay, if you can not do you smile at me, at least you fart?
All 40 people came with very large smiles.
Studying is never late. But sometimes it's useless.
My personal experience shows that usually are the others who die.
How strong you give trouble to the good of your children, however, more than once a year you will not be visiting the cemetery.
Some memories from the time of studies at the University of Friendship Among Peoples (Moscow).
In the dormitory I lived in a room with an Arab Halil ', a member of the Communist Party of Lebanon. Once he returns home, and I had a stick of salami "Dòktorskaya.
- It 's the beef? - Application.
- No-oo, pork - say.
- No-oo, and beef, and he says he cuts a fine Bezzo.
The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru
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