A friend of mine decided to make a joke with his girlfriend and put a pregnancy test with a strip already drawn. He was killed by the phrase:
- Caro, and what they mean No 3 strips on the test?
xxx: mom know me well, I'm not able to open, quiet, an idiot.
xxx: should I or quarrel with him, or make friends, or marry him.
A guy under the windows of clinical obstetrics, shouts to his wife:
- Maria, you've given birth?
- Yes ..
- How much?
- triplets ...
- My are there?
The main theorem of mechanical theory states that those who do not know the equation of Lagrange, get the vote "insufficient" under consideration.
So what is loneliness: February 24 is when you see a man who buys deodorant and shaving foam.
Girls of accounting gave us the party of 23 February, the grass Mate. We smoked half a pack before going to guess that macerate.
The most popular names in Europe: Men
Women:
- You can not find a friend before February 23? - It 's the law of nature!
- You can not get rid by too many friends before March 8? - It 's Parkinson's Law!
Only on the eve of February 23 you can see a smiling girl, who holds a fishing rod and reel in a drill.
A new Russian brand name, very popular, "Whatever."
- Semёn, which offer you a beer?
- Whatever!
A world congress in the Vatican. Arrive at the papal palace, one after the other, the precious and beautiful cars. Efim tells Zinovij:
- See, what does a company that operates efficiently? It also began with only a donkey!
How many lives could be saved if the guillotines were produced in China!
The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru
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