If you call to the telephone in your house and made the stupid question:
- Are you at home?
not be angry! Respond calmly:
- Yes, and you, where are you?
The new notes of $ 100 are equipped with the high degree of protection so that NASA intends to stick with the glue to the surface of the new Shuttle.
- Vova, who was the first man?
- Adam.
- And what horrible tragedy the God punished him?
- Eva.
Not all people of faith are people of great moral rectitude. The devil himself believes in the existence of God
- You know the difference between the summer winter in the northern cities of Russia?
-??
- From winter we see the street people in padded jackets buttoned and unbuttoned than in summer.
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| Winter | Estate |
The mobile phone with your girlfriend is better than yours? Do not worry, there are also people, that girls are better than yours!
- Six fairy? Get naked! I have a wish!
a slice of magic items from Russian fairy tales. The clerk praises gusli (stringed musical instrument) autosuonanti. The buyer asks to demonstrate how they work. The clerk obviously unwilling to play him. The instrument begins to play "Seven-forty" (Jewish folklore dance). Everyone dances. The buyer of a good time the question:
- But these are Russian gusli?
- Mass that gusli are Russians, but not if you can imagine how difficult it is to find a good tuner Russian ...
- Every New Year celebrations to buy my wife the same gift. And is always very happy!
- Impossible!
- Why not? You just have to change his wife each year.
- Lord, you'd better take a leaf from my husband.
- And what he did?
- It 's gone and never returned.
pride for the country
Look at the names and products of n. 2 companies:
"Russian Standard" produces vodka.
"American Standard" produces the WC pans.
I can be proud!
photos from the site AddFun.ru
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