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I'm a good girl. I do all the same things, that girls are bad, just that I do well!
Safe? What are good girl?




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Formula One


- L'uomo è come un abito caro: sembra bello, mi sta bene alla mia figura... Ma caspita! Mi sembra che lo ho già visto su qualche altra femmina!

La pigrizia è l'abitudine di riposare prima che ti stanchi.

Prima dell'invenzione delle chips, la gente era costretta a mangiare le patate!

- Semёn, che tipo di nome è Ittiandro?
- Ma "Itti" significa "Fish" in greek, and "andro" meaning "man."
- That all equals Fischman?
[My Note: Ittiandro is the protagonist of the science fiction novel by Aleksandr Beljaev "Amphibian Man", and of the Soviet film royalty. He had gills instead of lungs transplanted patients, lived in the water].

The poster of the movie, 1961

envy the carefree life of your cat? Then try to start, all day in a fur licking, fur ...

Formula One in Russia is С 2 H 5 OH.

- Ciao, caro, dove sei?
- Sono nell'ufficio.
- Ho telefonato lì, non ci sei!
- Dunque, me ne son già andato via.

Urgente! Un bimbo ha bisogno d'aiuto!
Il bimbo di 30 anni ha l'urgente bisogno di una Audi R8 e di una bella ragazza mora, di qualsiasi gruppo sanguineo e la taglia del senno 3 o 4! Divulga, per favore, questo messaggio agli altri!

- Come distinguere la lepre femmina da quella maschio?
- Mettila libera sulla terra. Se è cors o via - era maschio, se è cors a via - era femmina.


- Mamma, è vero che la gente è derivata dalle scimmie?
- Yes, my daughter.
- too?
- You too.
- You too?
- Me too.
- you show me your photo?

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The University of Friendship Among Peoples


To enjoy the natural beauty and

- Semёn, because in the cockpit of your car smell like that?
- What do you want, has 120 horsepower!

- If it was not the military police, now I would work from sweeper or a laborer. But thanks to the police now have no 2 degrees and do a scavenger.

Earthworms are not afraid of the eagles. They are afraid of chickens.

fleas on a lion in a cage, do not feel captivity.

A wedding party in a village. A photographer came from the city is a group photo. Fa:
- Let me all smiles!
All smiles are weak. Then, he goes
- Okay, if you can not do you smile at me, at least you fart?
All 40 people came with very large smiles.

Studying is never late. But sometimes it's useless.

My personal experience shows that usually are the others who die.

How strong you give trouble to the good of your children, however, more than once a year you will not be visiting the cemetery.

Some memories from the time of studies at the University of Friendship Among Peoples (Moscow).

In the dormitory I lived in a room with an Arab Halil ', a member of the Communist Party of Lebanon. Once he returns home, and I had a stick of salami "Dòktorskaya.
- It 's the beef? - Application.
- No-oo, pork - say.
- No-oo, and beef, and he says he cuts a fine Bezzo.


The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru

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Mothers announced the recall of their children from the courtyards of the production years 1998 and 1999 because of the dinner is cooling .


Guess the country from the picture.

The Forum of motorists - Travellers:
"How many miles of toilet paper must equip themselves for a journey from Omsk in Khabarovsk? Is there anyone that I have measured? Traveling in four." Eater of kilometers.


The inscription the monument is designed, manufactured and erected by the workers of the factory "Centrolit" in July of 2000 in honor of bimillennio of Christianity in Russia. From

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Irina
From morning look at the man and think, "Okay, the deal is not so bad. Just buy a new shirt, wash dirt. "And when he jokes, laugh not so much of his joke, as you awake joy, the very fact that he knows how to play. Here, look, you know joking is a fairly normal guy! E ' came without flowers? After all, the flowers are commonplace. And he, poor fellow, will not be trivial! then produce at least one strain of birch!

Anastasia
Make the acquaintance of a man and begin to seek convergence. All 'example, he likes the carrot juice and this film, as well as you. But all' coincidences are ste to the level "I have two legs and he has two. My God, it's destiny! "But for now it does not stay thoughtfully.

Elizabeth
What is a contemporary, independent woman? E 'when you say to your friend on the phone: "Sex is not a problem at all. We should not necessarily married. I am a free woman, my freedom is dear to me, I enjoy myself!" And while expressing this attitude of a modern woman, 14 times you check your e-mail, if you wrote or not.

Lilia
three years I have put a man to conquer. A friend of mine gave me the advice: put your red underwear. So in your eyes now you will see a puzzle. "I bought it, he bends down and whispers to me:" Massai, you can see your panties out of the blue jeans? "

Olga
Men need to understand some things. You have to understand that he is given to you for your fun and joy to wake up. Do not think, if you make a good couple with him or not. And like a balloon. It 's difficult for you addisca every day. But sometimes, to keep the string you seem funny.


me to elect me, I promise to represent your interests until the completion of my day!


Yours owners of vegetables, what will be seen to throw away the garbage in the woods will be fucked. E 'operating a team of foresters homosexuals.


The Illustrations are from the portal AddFun.ru

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The most popular names in Europe


A friend of mine decided to make a joke with his girlfriend and put a pregnancy test with a strip already drawn. He was killed by the phrase:
- Caro, and what they mean No 3 strips on the test?

xxx: mom know me well, I'm not able to open, quiet, an idiot.
xxx: should I or quarrel with him, or make friends, or marry him.

A guy under the windows of clinical obstetrics, shouts to his wife:
- Maria, you've given birth?
- Yes ..
- How much?
- triplets ...
- My are there?

The main theorem of mechanical theory states that those who do not know the equation of Lagrange, get the vote "insufficient" under consideration.

So what is loneliness: February 24 is when you see a man who buys deodorant and shaving foam.

Girls of accounting gave us the party of 23 February, the grass Mate. We smoked half a pack before going to guess that macerate.

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Women:

- You can not find a friend before February 23? - It 's the law of nature!
- You can not get rid by too many friends before March 8? - It 's Parkinson's Law!

Only on the eve of February 23 you can see a smiling girl, who holds a fishing rod and reel in a drill.

A new Russian brand name, very popular, "Whatever."
- Semёn, which offer you a beer?
- Whatever!

A world congress in the Vatican. Arrive at the papal palace, one after the other, the precious and beautiful cars. Efim tells Zinovij:
- See, what does a company that operates efficiently? It also began with only a donkey!

How many lives could be saved if the guillotines were produced in China!


The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru

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Tips for little boys


- What food causes obesity?
- free ones. I am a professional exterminator

beer.

clear that Jesus was a very sociable person. Many years have passed, and the whole world right now is celebrating its birthday!

On February 23 in a row when I realized that I am very happily married. Instead of the usual socks, underwear and deodorant, my beloved wife bought me a crate of beer bottles. No

Exchange 3 shaving foams (production years: 2001, 2003, 2006), No 2 after-shave lotions (years Production: 2002, 2004), No 4 antiperspirants for a blow job done by a professional.

The USSR - the Colossus on the stems of clay. The U.S. - a foul in the balls of clay.

conductors sleeper after the death of captain on a top bunk to the side near the toilet.


What do people do if the doctor tells him they have remained only n.2 weeks of life: the Americans close their business, the French make love incessantly, Russians spend all the money left to drink, the Jews are from another doctor.

Tips for little boys

must weigh and consider every word. Example, the phrase: "Daddy, you're good" will be remunerated at most a toy gun made in China that costs 20 rubles. While "Daddy, I want to be so smart as you are!" weight as a serious request a bicycle.


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Global Warming

When it's over the last Ice Age?

We still inside. Geographers define an ice age period in the history of the earth where there are polar ice caps.

Our current climate is that of a period 'interglacial'. This term does not mean 'between two ice ages. " It is used to describe the time inside in an ice age in which the ice retreats due to warmer temperatures. "Our" interglacial period started 10,000 years ago, in what we believe to be the fourth ice age.

When will it end, only God knows, the ideas on the duration of the interglacial period ranging from 12000 to 50000 years (without taking account of human influenza). You do not understand fully the causes of these fluctuations. Among the possible factors are the location of continental masses, the atmospheric composition, changes in the Earth's orbit around the sun and perhaps even the same orbit of the sun in the galaxy.

The "little ice age" which began in 1500 and lasted for 300 years, saw the temperature in an average drop of 1 degree Celsius. Also coincided with a period of very low sunspot activity, although it is still debated whether the two phenomena are connected. At that time, the Arctic ice was so extensive to the south that, in six different occasions, the Eskimos in a kayak and reached the Scottish island of Orkney's inhabitants had to reject a bear that had been lost.

Recently, research conducted at the University of Utrecht have linked the Little Ice Age with the Black Death. With the catastrophic decline of Europe's population abandoned fields gradually became covered with millions of trees. This would lead to a significant uptake of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, and a subsequent lowering of the average temperature for a "antiserra effect."

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marital status


Kolbasiuk Accused of insulting the citizens was called to administrative responsibility citizens Kovbasov. The material damage caused by him amounted to no 3 "bastards" and No A "scoundrel."

The title of "wife the most scandalous in the world" was awarded to Mrs. K inhabitant of the city N. In No 5 seconds she managed to open the door to her husband, to break No 3 flat against his head and close the door.

Question: It 's true that alcohol forti si conservano bene per lungo tempo a casa?
Risposta: Infatti, le cronache riportano alcuni tali casi. All'esempio, recentemente in una famiglia di un semplice impiegato, una bottiglia di vodka rimaneva intatta durante n. 10 giorni interi! Benché gli scienziati provarono, che vodka può essere conservata lungo tempo in una bottiglia chiusa, a condizione però, che per il tempo lungo non capiti sotto gli occhi di nessuno.

11% di tutte le rotture delle stampanti sono dovute al sederci sopra le persone, che volevano copiare le membra del loro corpo.

Dmitrij Mendeléev nel sonno periodicamente inventava le donne nude!

Nella Corea del Nord, the best hotel No 3 stars was awarded the rank of lieutenant colonel.

An extraordinary phenomenon was observed recently by the players of the football team Uralmash (Mechanical Engineering Factory in the Urals). Evening, when they, as is usual to do so, they walked on toward the goal of the field, they noticed a spherical object that moved quickly to lower height. Passed between the legs of goalkeeper in amazement, the object flies through the door dell'Uralmash. The players were amazed properties, while the strange phenomenon was repeated again No 15 times during the game. At

diving competitions, before the Vatican's sports divided the waters of the pool.

Buyer in a business demands a screwdriver:
- I bought from you a screwdriver, I used it, and it is split.
- How long has used it?
- I just stuck a nail.

beautiful women very expensive because you pay too intimate rejection of proposals of others.

Under "marital status" wrote: no way out.

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The New Year celebrations


The result was the profitable investment portfolio, consisting of a circus monkey?

early 2009 the Russian Finance magazine did an experiment. In front of a circus monkey were placed No 30 dice with the names delle compagnie cui azioni sono commerciate alla borsa. Essa scelse n. 8 dadi, e dalle azioni corrispettive fu composto il portafoglio d'investimenti. Alla fine dell'anno il portafoglio risultò d'essere più redditizio degli investimenti di 94% delle compagnie di consulenza d'investimenti russi.


Città di Novosibìrsk, filiale dell'Accademia delle Scienze, Club di scienziati.

La festa del Capodanno ti è riuscita a meraviglia, se:

- Nel tuo telefonino sono apparse n. 6 Natalie, n. 4 Marie e n. 8 Katarine. E da esse n. 7 ti telefonano, e pure ti chiamano ciascuna del nome differente!

- Nel tuo soffitto ci are n. 47 tracks from the champagne corks, but have you bought for the party only No 6 bottles.

- Your neighbors from the apartment upstairs are complaining that you flooded with champagne and call again!

- You call the police and invite you to visit us again some day or other to have fun.

- On the morning you wake up No 3 Snow Maiden.

- The number of fingers on your hands before and after the New Year is the same, although all the firecrackers have exploded as it should.

- The manager of the restaurant where he celebrated the New Year invites us to wage the head of the table next to the New Year.

- January 10 addressed to you the President himself with the prayer: "Can you hear me? Mabbasta, you have to do stop!"


The new minibus route. Now there are in your town!


So we must congratulate the Valentine's Day! The flowers are not merely a preliminary pat!


good cook, I speak little, no headaches. It seems that we have forgotten what should be an ideal girl.

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Soviet Posters - V


USSR Ministry of Industry fisherman
Glavrybsbyt (Holding the sale of fish)

Caviale di storione, granuloso e compresso è un alimento buono di gusto e nutritivo


Dopo lavoro vai alla sauna pubblica per lavarti
[Nota mia: "vai alla sauna" normalmente si usa come un eufemismo al posto di "vai al cazzo!"]


Vogliamo diventare piloti


Praticate il canottaggio e lo sport della vela!


Donna! Impara a leggere e scrivere!
Mamma, se fossi alfabeta, mi potresti aiutare!


Ivan Vassiljevich cambia mestiere. Film comico. Riduzione cinematografica Mikhail Bulgakov's text