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The straitjacket


Life is too short to drink vodka from small glasses.

Marriage is when the desire to wear a shirt fresh every day makes you forget that 'is shirt is a bit' strengths.

I am neither pro or against abortion. I think it is the same child who has to take 'decision is.

James Bond, Agent 007 is the secret agent as nonsense in the world, everybody knows it!

the logo of iPhone products to Russia in place of a bitten apple cucumber is a salty bite.

A note on the door of the restaurant: "Today restaurant is closed for the self-service: celebrating a festival. "

If God would find the ideal women, certainly would make one for himself.

In fact, Moses wanted to repeat the heroic act of Ivan Susanin, but failed: the Jews are smarter than the Poles.


The fault's not mine, they are being attacked me as the first!

My God, how I love the city of Khabarovsk! The more you have more than one such landscapes!

A landscape of Khabarovsk

the early 90'ta cause of misery for the total population were erased many tours of artists in Russia, the famous singer Oleg Mitiàiev was saved in Germany, where he gave no 400 concerts, singing in German "How beautiful it is here that we have gathered all of you!" (Как здорово, что все мы здесь сегодня собрались).

eat dinner: me chicken soup, the cat - the salami. I put the cat in the pot a piece of chicken from the broth. I see that he likes. I left the kitchen to pick up the phone, when I return, I find in my soup, a piece of salami.

Today, in a tram, next to me was a grandfather with his grandson. The child is happy, does not obey, derides his grandfather. Dialogue:
- Do not laugh at his grandfather!
- Why?
- The grandfather was at war.
- What?
- Grandpa knows how to kill!


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Soviet Posters - IV


drunks out of the collective worker!
V. Mayakovsky

On the bottle: vodka, the detail deviation


There is a chicken in the world's most beautiful pork sausage!
(the popular saying)
We develop the breeding of pigs!


Pelmeni (kind of ravioli)


smokes papirosse (Russian cigarettes with a cardboard mouthpiece) "Package". Only Mosselpròm, anywhere!
(Mosselprom - Holding companies of Agriculture of Moscow)


USSR, the People's Commissariat of the food industry.
Rosglavpivo (Holding of breweries in Russia)

Insist on a full refill of beer, 0.5 liters to the mark


Mothers! Do not leave babies! Ask the advice of social support, there will help.

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Don Quixote


in a harem:
- because our husband does not visit us anymore?
- has a new passion: the Internet

Going away from work Friday night Monday never know how you get home ...

During the battle with the windmills Don Quixote oversight killed Karlsson.

Right on his job at the zoo was arrested a wealthy accused of corruption
According to documents seized during the search for its maintenance each year were off 14 million rubles!

The writing on the ticket instead of a tram:
- The place of the ticket. I do not occupy otherwise you will become conductor yourself!

A plaque:
E 'prohibited Measuring-input to the building armed. Sorry for the inconvenience causative temporarily. The Administration.

A boy was driving the car of his father and using his license. Once a traffic police stopped him and asked him beyond the technical passport to prove their identity card. Asked surprised:
- Mapperché in his identity card is written Giudovskij Leonid Isràelevich, while the license is Giudovskij Moiséevich Israel?
imperturbatissimo The boy, said,
- you know, we, Jews, and Israel Leonid Isràelevich Moiséevich are the two variations of the same name.
- Massenti! - Respectfully said the policeman, and returned the documents even with a certain reverence.


The process is at the end of the wall, at a distance of 8851 km.

a businessman told me the best of my knowledge.
- once with friends we decided to play on an electronic stock exchange, but do not have to lose nessun'estraneo, and have the enthusiasm. We put in the "common lot" $ each and we got to share in a month the amount in proportion to the money on behalf of the bag. Then I won $ 500.
- Sure, you had a good strategy game?
- Not so good, but better of those of my friends: I was drunk and had forgotten about the account.

Estonians began producing vodka "Standard Estonian." Its action begins 24 hours after having drunk.

to understand that the last glass was superfluous, we must drink it!

"I'm working on a plan dell'asservimento Universe."
"I'm compiling a list for the killer. I've been writing there"
"I'm assembling a nuclear bomb. I miss 500 grams of plutonium.'s You lend me?"
And how you answer the question nell'ICQ "Why do not you sleep?"

- Every time when I go fishing in a UAZ lure, the fish bite every minute, and the silence surrounding. But as soon as I go on a brand new Mercedes, now appear to round women make bathroom next door.
- Although they do their fishing ...



Foreigners buy cameras to film the family, the Russians - to film their spree.