- Have you activated carbon?
- No, we only coal, activated, but you can activate it by sending an SMS with the word "coal" to the number 4242.
job search becomes especially difficult when you have no desire to work.
the situation is more complicated, less charge is the battery of your phone.
application to the mayor of the city of Uriùpinsk:
- As the City seeks to solve the problem of pollen from poplars?
- Like all the other problems in Russia, complaining and whining.
- No, do not travel in the past. We travel from there.
It 's a sin to envy your neighbor with if he (she) can make a Another type of sin.
The new secretary:
- my God, you want time off? And if the question?
- I wonder if atheists are not there.
The clerk of the Kaspersky Lab is unable to return to his house after the expiry of validity of the key.
The son of a friend of mine has developed from high school. When the director of the office where I work asked me if I saw someone in charge for the workshop, I, pleased I have said yes.
- And how old is he?
- 18!
- After thinking a moment, the director said
- No, it will be too young for me ...
xxx: graduates in mathematics, what kind of work do they do?
yyy: working in the engineering industry, sharpen the integrals on a lathe.
- My daughter, when did you stop smoking?
- Daddy, stop immediately when I become pregnant.
- Fuma, my daughter, he smokes ...
Odessa
- Can I rent something cheap, but very close to the sea?
- There is a variant. The perparerò the bed on a beacon.
The selfless love exists. Particularly that of women to men good, cheerful and generous.
- always go how I order my conscience.
- And I, in reverse, I always listen to the voice of reason.
One morning he will wake up and realize that has a tremendous need me, and I, at the same time I wake up with that, those who have learned before him.
seems to me that I'm pregnant: I feel like throwing up from work and I'm drawn to the salty sea.
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