Un commento dal Habrahabr. La discussione di un programma che compone l'orario di giorni critici.
xxx: Bisogna aggiungere al funzionale i profili, perché il programma possa calcolare i cicli x più ragazze. E sarà un hit! Il hit fra i ragazzi =)
- Abram, chi ha inventato la festa di 8 Marzo?
- Cosa ne so io? Clara Zetkin!
- E perché lo ha fatto?
- Cosa ne so io? Forse era venditrice dei fiori!
- Eccoti, Cenerentola, la carrozza, l'abito, le scarpe, in breve: un set completo di tutto il necessario...
- Fata, and not even give me about 500 rubles?
- What to do?
- Pure midnight the carriage will turn into a pumpkin. How do I get back home? On foot, walking? The subway stops running at 01:00. I will be forced to take rates. The trip will cost at least 500 rubles!
The Navy of the Republic of Kazakhstan
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addition to the women in our rubber sex shops begin to appear, all people of inflatable rubber. They are able to drink it without bursting, so much vodka, how much you should pay to!
My grandfather told it to my dad. During WWII he met a Russian heavy tank No 2 German tanks light. And just at that moment his engine had died! You could not move in any way. The Germans shouting to the Russians, "Hande hoh!" The Russians say, "Gitler kaput." In short, you are placed. The Germans, without thinking much, take our tank in tow, to take him to their staff. When transporting the engine of the Russian tank by the force of a sudden you turn back and trolling No 2 German tanks, despite all their power. The Germans by this turn of events went crazy a bit 'and jumped out of their cars. So we won.
The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru
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