A computer calls to the library:
- Can I talk to Katie?
- You are in the archive.
- The disarchivi please I have an urgent need to talk to her.
A friend of mine is on a business trip to Japan. He says:
Today I came to know that the control panel of a Japanese toilet bowl has n. 14 buttons, two of which are double. I feel like Conan the Barbarian. While inside the soul I feel a bit 'offended that it did not greet me or leave.
the evening, 23:30. They talk about mother and daughter.
- Elena, fell as your date with your boyfriend?
- Excellent!
- When were excellent mine, I came home the morning.
The Sultan of Oman made a series of shootings in his government.
A phone call to the radio "Alla"
- You can make a play for my friend the song by the Pugacёva "A real colonel!"
- What is the name of his knowledge?
- Colonel Kaddafi.
- No.
- And what a song, then I can give him?
- that of the group "B-2" - "Nobody writes to the colonel."
before the wedding do you think there is no better than her, before the divorce - that there is no worse than her. Wow! You are wrong both times!
The owner says the tenant:
- I have dried up and both the permanent night visits to her lover!
- Mah .. She also goes by? I did not know.
the last day of winter and the militia. Winter will return between 9 months, while the militia ...
Up to 17 years did not even suspect that the "Lollipop - licking" if they can enjoy ...
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has guessed, that image will be elected as the talisman of the Olympiad - 2014. It seems that there appeared to be the new Paul prophesied.
there a mathematical proof of the fact that money is a Male: Make an addition of all the rated notes Russian: 5000 + 1000 + 500 + 100 + 50 + 10 = 6660:)
British scientists are satisfied that the saporizzanti agents and seasoned nature identical make you feel like the same as natural.
The man is destined to happiness like the leopard Olympics in Sochi.
["Man is destined to happiness as the bird is intended to fly" - the words of Katerina by Aleksandr Ostrovsky's drama "The Hurricane"]
The good people is necessary because the bad people still alive better.
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