But it can not risotto, rolled in fish and more raw, more of the cost of pork lard, rolled in a newspaper , and more - cool!
A woman, a man and a shop are three things incompatible. But take any pair of these three concepts and you will see how to combine harmoniously!
Elena Malysheva is host of the "Health" is the TV or the radio. And once a radio broadcast it was the women's diseases. "Unfortunately, we can demonstrate to listeners as it made the female vagina." Pause. 'It is true, unfortunately, that we can not even see him on TV. "
- Lord, you feel sick?
- No, I feel good.
- But then, why vomit?
- I can not hold back so much happiness in my inside!
After the long-term relationships the guy says to the girl, who needs sex.
Ragazzo: Vittoria, già 4 mesi siamo insieme e non siamo ancora entrati nelle relazioni serie.
Ragazza: Sandro, ma pure sai, che io non sono dalle tali...
Ragazzo: Non vorrei esserti infedele.
Ragazza: Lo apprezzo, ma non posso.
Ragazzo: Ma come è che non lo capisci: ho bisogno del sesso!
Ragazza: Lo capisco, ma tutti si comportano come te!
Ragazzo: Ti amo!
Ragazza, dopo aver pensato alcuni secondi: Va bene, ma non lo racconterai a nessuno???
Ragazzo: No-o-o, allora non mi serveee!!!
Affissi sulla porta: "La porta è chiusa", "Sì, anche quest'anta!", "La porta è closed! "
Below: Our people are invincible!
Even kings have their problems ...
SOON! on all roads in the country!
My life has come back good!
Hello, I'm the trash!
will find 1000 reasons not to approach her and get acquainted.
The illustrations are from the portal AddFun.ru
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