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The most popular names in Europe


A friend of mine decided to make a joke with his girlfriend and put a pregnancy test with a strip already drawn. He was killed by the phrase:
- Caro, and what they mean No 3 strips on the test?

xxx: mom know me well, I'm not able to open, quiet, an idiot.
xxx: should I or quarrel with him, or make friends, or marry him.

A guy under the windows of clinical obstetrics, shouts to his wife:
- Maria, you've given birth?
- Yes ..
- How much?
- triplets ...
- My are there?

The main theorem of mechanical theory states that those who do not know the equation of Lagrange, get the vote "insufficient" under consideration.

So what is loneliness: February 24 is when you see a man who buys deodorant and shaving foam.

Girls of accounting gave us the party of 23 February, the grass Mate. We smoked half a pack before going to guess that macerate.

The most popular names in Europe: Men


Women:

- You can not find a friend before February 23? - It 's the law of nature!
- You can not get rid by too many friends before March 8? - It 's Parkinson's Law!

Only on the eve of February 23 you can see a smiling girl, who holds a fishing rod and reel in a drill.

A new Russian brand name, very popular, "Whatever."
- Semёn, which offer you a beer?
- Whatever!

A world congress in the Vatican. Arrive at the papal palace, one after the other, the precious and beautiful cars. Efim tells Zinovij:
- See, what does a company that operates efficiently? It also began with only a donkey!

How many lives could be saved if the guillotines were produced in China!


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- What food causes obesity?
- free ones. I am a professional exterminator

beer.

clear that Jesus was a very sociable person. Many years have passed, and the whole world right now is celebrating its birthday!

On February 23 in a row when I realized that I am very happily married. Instead of the usual socks, underwear and deodorant, my beloved wife bought me a crate of beer bottles. No

Exchange 3 shaving foams (production years: 2001, 2003, 2006), No 2 after-shave lotions (years Production: 2002, 2004), No 4 antiperspirants for a blow job done by a professional.

The USSR - the Colossus on the stems of clay. The U.S. - a foul in the balls of clay.

conductors sleeper after the death of captain on a top bunk to the side near the toilet.


What do people do if the doctor tells him they have remained only n.2 weeks of life: the Americans close their business, the French make love incessantly, Russians spend all the money left to drink, the Jews are from another doctor.

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must weigh and consider every word. Example, the phrase: "Daddy, you're good" will be remunerated at most a toy gun made in China that costs 20 rubles. While "Daddy, I want to be so smart as you are!" weight as a serious request a bicycle.


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Global Warming

When it's over the last Ice Age?

We still inside. Geographers define an ice age period in the history of the earth where there are polar ice caps.

Our current climate is that of a period 'interglacial'. This term does not mean 'between two ice ages. " It is used to describe the time inside in an ice age in which the ice retreats due to warmer temperatures. "Our" interglacial period started 10,000 years ago, in what we believe to be the fourth ice age.

When will it end, only God knows, the ideas on the duration of the interglacial period ranging from 12000 to 50000 years (without taking account of human influenza). You do not understand fully the causes of these fluctuations. Among the possible factors are the location of continental masses, the atmospheric composition, changes in the Earth's orbit around the sun and perhaps even the same orbit of the sun in the galaxy.

The "little ice age" which began in 1500 and lasted for 300 years, saw the temperature in an average drop of 1 degree Celsius. Also coincided with a period of very low sunspot activity, although it is still debated whether the two phenomena are connected. At that time, the Arctic ice was so extensive to the south that, in six different occasions, the Eskimos in a kayak and reached the Scottish island of Orkney's inhabitants had to reject a bear that had been lost.

Recently, research conducted at the University of Utrecht have linked the Little Ice Age with the Black Death. With the catastrophic decline of Europe's population abandoned fields gradually became covered with millions of trees. This would lead to a significant uptake of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, and a subsequent lowering of the average temperature for a "antiserra effect."

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