3 Door G Wagon For Sale

If you call to the telephone in your house and made the stupid question:
- Are you at home?
not be angry! Respond calmly:
- Yes, and you, where are you?

The new notes of $ 100 are equipped with the high degree of protection so that NASA intends to stick with the glue to the surface of the new Shuttle.

- Vova, who was the first man?
- Adam.
- And what horrible tragedy the God punished him?
- Eva.

Not all people of faith are people of great moral rectitude. The devil himself believes in the existence of God

- You know the difference between the summer winter in the northern cities of Russia?
-??
- From winter we see the street people in padded jackets buttoned and unbuttoned than in summer.

Winter	Estate

The mobile phone with your girlfriend is better than yours? Do not worry, there are also people, that girls are better than yours!


- Six fairy? Get naked! I have a wish!

a slice of magic items from Russian fairy tales. The clerk praises gusli (stringed musical instrument) autosuonanti. The buyer asks to demonstrate how they work. The clerk obviously unwilling to play him. The instrument begins to play "Seven-forty" (Jewish folklore dance). Everyone dances. The buyer of a good time the question:
- But these are Russian gusli?
- Mass that gusli are Russians, but not if you can imagine how difficult it is to find a good tuner Russian ...

- Every New Year celebrations to buy my wife the same gift. And is always very happy!
- Impossible!
- Why not? You just have to change his wife each year.

- Lord, you'd better take a leaf from my husband.
- And what he did?
- It 's gone and never returned.

pride for the country

Look at the names and products of n. 2 companies:
"Russian Standard" produces vodka.
"American Standard" produces the WC pans.
I can be proud!


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Pokemon Emulator Silver Cheats

The posters of the Soviet era - Part II


Improving the quality of Soviet football!


not chatting! Serbian military and state secrets strictly!


Illiteracy is like a blind man - everywhere becomes a victim of bad luck and misfortune.


whole world will be ours!


Our rule: Stop swearing!


Soviet Soldier! Be careful to observe the rules of radio and telephone conversations, telegraph messages.

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Dog's Testicles Are Purple

The unfaithful husband


The prosecutor has found new information on the case of Khodorkovsky. Turns out, that student, did not return No 3 books in the library of his school. The investigation continues.

I go to a taxi. The taxi driver, talker, talks about life:
- Nice work, that I, no leaders or bosses, I am the master of myself.
I: here, back to the left!

My daughter is 2 years and 6 months. The morning wake up from. He wakes up, starts crying, sitting at edge of the bed! I, silly, I try to calm:
- Nadia, my daughter, what happened to you?
My daughter sobbing
- I dreamed that my husband was unfaithful!

My nephew has 2 years. Sitting on the floor, breaking into pieces is a nylon bag. E 'focused on action, it takes longer to break into small pieces. Then he stops, observes the work of his hands, then emits a sigh of disappointment:
- It is broken, what a pity!

- In a wedding is the bride who is the most important.
- Sure. And the groom can choose among the guests.


work in an office. Call a gentle man:
- Pronto, buon giorno, posso parlare con Liubòv' Stepànovna?
Indovino, cosa può volere l'abbonato, gli dico:
- E' attualmente assente. C'è solo Nadežda Nikolàjevna. Le passo il ricevitore?
Un sospiro pesante:
- E' sempre così... Vuoi dell'amore e c'è solo la speranza. Va bene, niente da fare, mi passi Nadežda Nikolàjevna.
(Nota mia: il nome russo Liubòv' significa "amore", e Nadežda - "speranza")

Cercare un uomo senza difetti può solo una donna senza meningi.

Le donne contemporanee sono irritate, se il marito non abbassa il coperchio del notebook dopo aver navigato nell'internet.

L'unica beautiful thing in the streets in Russia are prostitutes.

told me a friend. His uncle takes a couple of parrots. At parties the uncle always opens the cage and watering the male parrot with sparkling wine. The bird starts talking senz'interruzione, gathered all the fun (so he gives him the wine). When the effect of the sparkling wine is the way, pushing through the parrot on the table, climbs into the neckline of her aunt and tries to sleep there. It seems that the female bird just waiting for the moment - flies out of the cage, the male pulls off the feathers and their two quietly within their box in the cage.
Same as us, human beings!


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