Monday, February 28, 2011

Sharp Abdominal Pain While On Period To The Anus

Formula One


- L'uomo è come un abito caro: sembra bello, mi sta bene alla mia figura... Ma caspita! Mi sembra che lo ho già visto su qualche altra femmina!

La pigrizia è l'abitudine di riposare prima che ti stanchi.

Prima dell'invenzione delle chips, la gente era costretta a mangiare le patate!

- Semёn, che tipo di nome è Ittiandro?
- Ma "Itti" significa "Fish" in greek, and "andro" meaning "man."
- That all equals Fischman?
[My Note: Ittiandro is the protagonist of the science fiction novel by Aleksandr Beljaev "Amphibian Man", and of the Soviet film royalty. He had gills instead of lungs transplanted patients, lived in the water].

The poster of the movie, 1961

envy the carefree life of your cat? Then try to start, all day in a fur licking, fur ...

Formula One in Russia is С 2 H 5 OH.

- Ciao, caro, dove sei?
- Sono nell'ufficio.
- Ho telefonato lì, non ci sei!
- Dunque, me ne son già andato via.

Urgente! Un bimbo ha bisogno d'aiuto!
Il bimbo di 30 anni ha l'urgente bisogno di una Audi R8 e di una bella ragazza mora, di qualsiasi gruppo sanguineo e la taglia del senno 3 o 4! Divulga, per favore, questo messaggio agli altri!

- Come distinguere la lepre femmina da quella maschio?
- Mettila libera sulla terra. Se è cors o via - era maschio, se è cors a via - era femmina.


- Mamma, è vero che la gente è derivata dalle scimmie?
- Yes, my daughter.
- too?
- You too.
- You too?
- Me too.
- you show me your photo?

Sunday, February 27, 2011

How Long Does A Hematoma Dissolve

The University of Friendship Among Peoples


To enjoy the natural beauty and

- Semёn, because in the cockpit of your car smell like that?
- What do you want, has 120 horsepower!

- If it was not the military police, now I would work from sweeper or a laborer. But thanks to the police now have no 2 degrees and do a scavenger.

Earthworms are not afraid of the eagles. They are afraid of chickens.

fleas on a lion in a cage, do not feel captivity.

A wedding party in a village. A photographer came from the city is a group photo. Fa:
- Let me all smiles!
All smiles are weak. Then, he goes
- Okay, if you can not do you smile at me, at least you fart?
All 40 people came with very large smiles.

Studying is never late. But sometimes it's useless.

My personal experience shows that usually are the others who die.

How strong you give trouble to the good of your children, however, more than once a year you will not be visiting the cemetery.

Some memories from the time of studies at the University of Friendship Among Peoples (Moscow).

In the dormitory I lived in a room with an Arab Halil ', a member of the Communist Party of Lebanon. Once he returns home, and I had a stick of salami "Dòktorskaya.
- It 's the beef? - Application.
- No-oo, pork - say.
- No-oo, and beef, and he says he cuts a fine Bezzo.


The illustrations are from the site AddFun.ru

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Best Drugstore Brand Eye Cream

The representative of the interests


Mothers announced the recall of their children from the courtyards of the production years 1998 and 1999 because of the dinner is cooling .


Guess the country from the picture.

The Forum of motorists - Travellers:
"How many miles of toilet paper must equip themselves for a journey from Omsk in Khabarovsk? Is there anyone that I have measured? Traveling in four." Eater of kilometers.


The inscription the monument is designed, manufactured and erected by the workers of the factory "Centrolit" in July of 2000 in honor of bimillennio of Christianity in Russia. From

forum on women men

Irina
From morning look at the man and think, "Okay, the deal is not so bad. Just buy a new shirt, wash dirt. "And when he jokes, laugh not so much of his joke, as you awake joy, the very fact that he knows how to play. Here, look, you know joking is a fairly normal guy! E ' came without flowers? After all, the flowers are commonplace. And he, poor fellow, will not be trivial! then produce at least one strain of birch!

Anastasia
Make the acquaintance of a man and begin to seek convergence. All 'example, he likes the carrot juice and this film, as well as you. But all' coincidences are ste to the level "I have two legs and he has two. My God, it's destiny! "But for now it does not stay thoughtfully.

Elizabeth
What is a contemporary, independent woman? E 'when you say to your friend on the phone: "Sex is not a problem at all. We should not necessarily married. I am a free woman, my freedom is dear to me, I enjoy myself!" And while expressing this attitude of a modern woman, 14 times you check your e-mail, if you wrote or not.

Lilia
three years I have put a man to conquer. A friend of mine gave me the advice: put your red underwear. So in your eyes now you will see a puzzle. "I bought it, he bends down and whispers to me:" Massai, you can see your panties out of the blue jeans? "

Olga
Men need to understand some things. You have to understand that he is given to you for your fun and joy to wake up. Do not think, if you make a good couple with him or not. And like a balloon. It 's difficult for you addisca every day. But sometimes, to keep the string you seem funny.


me to elect me, I promise to represent your interests until the completion of my day!


Yours owners of vegetables, what will be seen to throw away the garbage in the woods will be fucked. E 'operating a team of foresters homosexuals.


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