Tuesday, February 22, 2011

My Webcam Dell Inspiron 1525 Is Not Working

The New Year celebrations


The result was the profitable investment portfolio, consisting of a circus monkey?

early 2009 the Russian Finance magazine did an experiment. In front of a circus monkey were placed No 30 dice with the names delle compagnie cui azioni sono commerciate alla borsa. Essa scelse n. 8 dadi, e dalle azioni corrispettive fu composto il portafoglio d'investimenti. Alla fine dell'anno il portafoglio risultò d'essere più redditizio degli investimenti di 94% delle compagnie di consulenza d'investimenti russi.


Città di Novosibìrsk, filiale dell'Accademia delle Scienze, Club di scienziati.

La festa del Capodanno ti è riuscita a meraviglia, se:

- Nel tuo telefonino sono apparse n. 6 Natalie, n. 4 Marie e n. 8 Katarine. E da esse n. 7 ti telefonano, e pure ti chiamano ciascuna del nome differente!

- Nel tuo soffitto ci are n. 47 tracks from the champagne corks, but have you bought for the party only No 6 bottles.

- Your neighbors from the apartment upstairs are complaining that you flooded with champagne and call again!

- You call the police and invite you to visit us again some day or other to have fun.

- On the morning you wake up No 3 Snow Maiden.

- The number of fingers on your hands before and after the New Year is the same, although all the firecrackers have exploded as it should.

- The manager of the restaurant where he celebrated the New Year invites us to wage the head of the table next to the New Year.

- January 10 addressed to you the President himself with the prayer: "Can you hear me? Mabbasta, you have to do stop!"


The new minibus route. Now there are in your town!


So we must congratulate the Valentine's Day! The flowers are not merely a preliminary pat!


good cook, I speak little, no headaches. It seems that we have forgotten what should be an ideal girl.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Pokemon Leaf Rom Hack

Soviet Posters - V


USSR Ministry of Industry fisherman
Glavrybsbyt (Holding the sale of fish)

Caviale di storione, granuloso e compresso è un alimento buono di gusto e nutritivo


Dopo lavoro vai alla sauna pubblica per lavarti
[Nota mia: "vai alla sauna" normalmente si usa come un eufemismo al posto di "vai al cazzo!"]


Vogliamo diventare piloti


Praticate il canottaggio e lo sport della vela!


Donna! Impara a leggere e scrivere!
Mamma, se fossi alfabeta, mi potresti aiutare!


Ivan Vassiljevich cambia mestiere. Film comico. Riduzione cinematografica Mikhail Bulgakov's text

What Is The Cap On A Yamaha Phazer Carburator

The straitjacket


Life is too short to drink vodka from small glasses.

Marriage is when the desire to wear a shirt fresh every day makes you forget that 'is shirt is a bit' strengths.

I am neither pro or against abortion. I think it is the same child who has to take 'decision is.

James Bond, Agent 007 is the secret agent as nonsense in the world, everybody knows it!

the logo of iPhone products to Russia in place of a bitten apple cucumber is a salty bite.

A note on the door of the restaurant: "Today restaurant is closed for the self-service: celebrating a festival. "

If God would find the ideal women, certainly would make one for himself.

In fact, Moses wanted to repeat the heroic act of Ivan Susanin, but failed: the Jews are smarter than the Poles.


The fault's not mine, they are being attacked me as the first!

My God, how I love the city of Khabarovsk! The more you have more than one such landscapes!

A landscape of Khabarovsk

the early 90'ta cause of misery for the total population were erased many tours of artists in Russia, the famous singer Oleg Mitiàiev was saved in Germany, where he gave no 400 concerts, singing in German "How beautiful it is here that we have gathered all of you!" (Как здорово, что все мы здесь сегодня собрались).

eat dinner: me chicken soup, the cat - the salami. I put the cat in the pot a piece of chicken from the broth. I see that he likes. I left the kitchen to pick up the phone, when I return, I find in my soup, a piece of salami.

Today, in a tram, next to me was a grandfather with his grandson. The child is happy, does not obey, derides his grandfather. Dialogue:
- Do not laugh at his grandfather!
- Why?
- The grandfather was at war.
- What?
- Grandpa knows how to kill!


The illustrations are from the portal AddFun.ru