Kolbasiuk Accused of insulting the citizens was called to administrative responsibility citizens Kovbasov. The material damage caused by him amounted to no 3 "bastards" and No A "scoundrel."
The title of "wife the most scandalous in the world" was awarded to Mrs. K inhabitant of the city N. In No 5 seconds she managed to open the door to her husband, to break No 3 flat against his head and close the door.
Question: It 's true that alcohol forti si conservano bene per lungo tempo a casa?
Risposta: Infatti, le cronache riportano alcuni tali casi. All'esempio, recentemente in una famiglia di un semplice impiegato, una bottiglia di vodka rimaneva intatta durante n. 10 giorni interi! Benché gli scienziati provarono, che vodka può essere conservata lungo tempo in una bottiglia chiusa, a condizione però, che per il tempo lungo non capiti sotto gli occhi di nessuno.
11% di tutte le rotture delle stampanti sono dovute al sederci sopra le persone, che volevano copiare le membra del loro corpo.
Dmitrij Mendeléev nel sonno periodicamente inventava le donne nude!
Nella Corea del Nord, the best hotel No 3 stars was awarded the rank of lieutenant colonel.
An extraordinary phenomenon was observed recently by the players of the football team Uralmash (Mechanical Engineering Factory in the Urals). Evening, when they, as is usual to do so, they walked on toward the goal of the field, they noticed a spherical object that moved quickly to lower height. Passed between the legs of goalkeeper in amazement, the object flies through the door dell'Uralmash. The players were amazed properties, while the strange phenomenon was repeated again No 15 times during the game. At
diving competitions, before the Vatican's sports divided the waters of the pool.
Buyer in a business demands a screwdriver:
- I bought from you a screwdriver, I used it, and it is split.
- How long has used it?
- I just stuck a nail.
beautiful women very expensive because you pay too intimate rejection of proposals of others.
Under "marital status" wrote: no way out.
