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you: the most common are a person there is!
him, but each person is very unique
you: but I'm different from "everyone"!


solution well met!

xxx: I had a discussion with him
xxx: that is, a discussion ... But how to explain better ...
xxx: he spoke to foreman, and I kept silent and appalled within me about how he was wrong ....

One guy ordered drinks, add a handful of 500 rubles and demand to barrista:
- Which of the girls I recommend to rent tonight?
- The red one. The day I heard her complaining to a friend, who had forgotten clofelina home.


willingly allow men to purchase a commodity to a single condition that the goods they need. So the best customers are treated women.

In Russia it is time to sow in the fields of plantations livers (such as potatoes or beets) x transplants.

Sometimes, after watching a newscast of TV1 become surprised: "But what our country is prosperous." And after watching the NTV news becomes a surprise: "But how fortunate they are to return home alive from the bakery."

In pharmacy:
- Please give me a bag of condoms.
- What size?
- one that fits me!

A man may lie about love. But his penis - not!

If a "thanks!" no gurgling, then you have pushed a "figure you!" instead of "thanks."

- But you're just reading my thoughts!
- It's not that hard. In time, you will learn to read yours!


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The Mafia of flower vendors:
- A toast then, for a woman as extraordinary, thanks to which the EC do we feed ourselves working one day a year. To Clara Zetkin!

Sometimes when the children were born into the abyss strong and beautiful, they were thrown up, back in Sparta.

I program in Israel was filled in a special computing, which controls all the wires, if they are kosher or not. When the program unearthed a file whose date of creation happens on Saturday, muttering prayers, the program changes the date of its creation on Friday!

classified ad: An experienced private investigator, and soon rinverrà sure why being so contented and happy with her husband.

Macchi told you that the "Democracy" is the power of the people?! Totally wrong! It 's the power of the Democrats!

People were sitting in the middle of a round the cave fire. The suburbs were afraid that the rats were hidden in the cavities of the walls of the cold and slippery cave. Beneath the vaults of stone flew, fast bats.
- Demons! - Seeing people thought.
- Angels! - Thought seeing the mice.
[in Russian bats are called flying rats "]


told me a colleague.
A company of men, made a spree in the apartment of one of them. Tell stories and jokes. But the owner is bleak, they ask guests:
- You've got to tell a. He says, do not tell you anything, but I wonder what makes a woman when he sees a guy with a really big dick?
These are silent, watching each other, waiting for the answer to the riddle joke.
- There! None of you knows. While I know!

An excellent phrase from a cognitive radio: "After death, Captain Chuck was hardly recognizable."

xxx: To me, the example, love to fish, but do not know.
yyy: But which of the two actions of the fish you seem particularly difficult? Pour or drink?
xxx: No, I do not want it! Be escursionismogolico soon!


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Un commento dal Habrahabr. La discussione di un programma che compone l'orario di giorni critici.
xxx: Bisogna aggiungere al funzionale i profili, perché il programma possa calcolare i cicli x più ragazze. E sarà un hit! Il hit fra i ragazzi =)

- Abram, chi ha inventato la festa di 8 Marzo?
- Cosa ne so io? Clara Zetkin!
- E perché lo ha fatto?
- Cosa ne so io? Forse era venditrice dei fiori!

- Eccoti, Cenerentola, la carrozza, l'abito, le scarpe, in breve: un set completo di tutto il necessario...
- Fata, and not even give me about 500 rubles?
- What to do?
- Pure midnight the carriage will turn into a pumpkin. How do I get back home? On foot, walking? The subway stops running at 01:00. I will be forced to take rates. The trip will cost at least 500 rubles!


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addition to the women in our rubber sex shops begin to appear, all people of inflatable rubber. They are able to drink it without bursting, so much vodka, how much you should pay to!

My grandfather told it to my dad. During WWII he met a Russian heavy tank No 2 German tanks light. And just at that moment his engine had died! You could not move in any way. The Germans shouting to the Russians, "Hande hoh!" The Russians say, "Gitler kaput." In short, you are placed. The Germans, without thinking much, take our tank in tow, to take him to their staff. When transporting the engine of the Russian tank by the force of a sudden you turn back and trolling No 2 German tanks, despite all their power. The Germans by this turn of events went crazy a bit 'and jumped out of their cars. So we won.

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